reasons
Trick-or-Treating is
better than having sex! |
11. You
don't mind a Pirate cumming to your back door
for some sweetness.
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10.
You're guaranteed to get at least a little
something in the sack.
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9. Once
you've done it, you don't have to wait an
hour to do it again.
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8. The
uglier you look, the more likely you'll get
some.
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| 7. You
don't have to make small talk with the person
who gave you the candy. |
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| 6. The
person giving it to you isn't fantasizing
you're someone else. |
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5. If
you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
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| 4. If
you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky. |
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| 3. Doesn't
matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. |
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| 2.You
don't have to call the person that gave it
to you next week. |
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| 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go
next door! |
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