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Daily Aneurysm--4/17/03
Well, in case you hadn't noticed, there has been a lack of effort going into the site, as of late. Well, if you haven't, then take notice. It's been over 2 weeks since the last update. And 10 days before that. Shit, in the last 2 months, I have only updated 5 times. That's not even once a week. This old car is running out of gas. Perhaps 2 years is long enough. Perhaps I should just take a bow and step off stage at the height of my (?) prime. Perhaps I should put a bullet in this broken legged horse and end all of our suffering......... Time will tell.

Anyhow.....

Got a new Caption Contest for ya.

Now I have seen it all.

Naughty-schoolgirls? I've seen naughtier.....

What guy wouldn't like his girlfriend to kick back, spread her legs and show off her big, fat pussy? Or her cute little pussy.

You Dutch just crack me up.

Think your cool? Take this test to find out. My rank was "Fonzi-o-matic".

UrbanUnderworld came looking for a plug. And since I I am a self-proclaimed nice guy....here it is. Blood, guts and gore are not my bag, but maybe your into it. (We were also promised a link on the "links page". You all know how popular "links pages" are. We'll be flooded with traffic soon, I'm sure.)
Speaking of being added to a "links" page. We got another request from these guys. (No offense to the designer, but the design of that site almost sent me into a seizure. In other words, it sucks ass.)

BLAZE just called me and said he's found religion and is moving out to the mountains to study his newly found life and to be with his people.

Here are some short, yet true stories about people that will make even YOU feel smart. (Unless one of the stories are about you.)

Lord Deadpool is back with more titillating conversation about his exploits in the realm of Star-stalking. Today's target: Stefan Doroschuk Here is the companion Email.
This is exact the kind of insanity we need on this site. Perhaps this will be a reoccurring feature! As with most everything else...Time will tell.

Jay sent us a cool link to Mr Pornography. A bunch of free galleries and no ads what so ever. Take a look quick, because sites like these don't last very long. Gee, I wonder why.

Here's some trippy, dippy optical illusions to mess with your mind, man. They are groovy indeed.

Still have more time to kill? Well, here a list of photo's to check out to kill some time before you punch out. Here's some more, if that didn't do it for you.

Ok, that's all for you. I gotta get back to surfin porn and slacking off.