"Dude, this should be the beginning of your next update!" (And it is...kinda. Ask and yee shall receive.)

"WAR, what is it good for? Absolutely....." Well we'll just have to see about that. I have yet to be shocked and awed. But the day just started.
Sadam better watch his ass, or we may have to release Shitzilla

I (finally) put up a new Caption contest.

Randy sends in a piece from a guest writer. California's very own, shtai klyben-shtai.

Crashinburnin sends in another rant about the inevitable war. (He also apologized about all the misspellings in the last one, so cut the guy a break.) He also sent in some more jokes and shit...to lighten the mood.

DrewSkilz checks in with the knockout of the week.... Tia Carrere! Check that fine bitch out.


This has got to be one of the best emails I got to date. Just the fact that this dude's campaign manager reads this site is fan-fuckin-tastic. Show this dude some support. We need to shake up congress kids. A 2 party system is for the birds.


Another webmistress fan (Read: looking for plug) writes in to ask how she can support the site.


Some times the best conversations are held, when neither party is available.
Some are just plain silly.


Looking for a new way beverage that will render you incapacitated? (Who isn't?) Jarkey can help!

Memorizing. You are getting very....horny.

That's all for now, I have to hit the bars and get me some! Usually asking her sign is the best approach. Yee Haw! Hope you get lucky too.

This should take your mind off your problems and put them in the gutter where it belongs.