Well it looks like I am getting strong armed into another update. Nothing like that feeling. But I guess it has been a long time.
All the hate mail, badgering, nagging and IM's have finally paid off.

16 reasons beer should be served at work, As if I needed the other 15.

It was only a matter of time before something happened to one of the fun-boys. Check out the video of the incident over at Uncle Stupid

Bunny love is pretty funny, but I think monkey love is even funnier.

Nothing like recording every single call that comes into your home and fucking with people.

The dude from afireinside.org tried to fuck with the great RedBrain via IM. But with my wit, timing and smart mouth I was able to bumble his scheming plans. Begin reading Conversation 1. Then at the bottom, when it tells you to, read Conversation 2. Good stuff. Mess with the best, die like the rest. You can read more of these over at Afireinside. I'm not one to pat myself on the back, (well, actually I am but that's beside the point) but I must say that mine WAS the best.

Look at this cool new feature: The Mr Skin Minute!
(Just like on the Howard Stern Show) Give it a listen, some funny shit.
You can also find those rare nude scenes of your favorite actresses! Which one? ALL OF THEM!

An oldie, but a goodie.

Latest Waldo spotting...

Like Cat fights? What all American, horny male doesn't? What about mixing that with some curvy babes from the 30's? Well, now your talking!

Like chicks in tight jeans? Enough to join and post to a forum about it?

Like old school video games? How about Galaga? If not, this site has 26 other games to waste away your hours at work you sorry excuse for an employee. , (Hint: Use the drop down menu on the upper left side to choose a game.)

Look who's back! For those of you who weren't still shitting in your drawers about 10 years ago, this was probably the best comic of all time. Y

Having the Best page in the Universe is a pretty bold statement. But I guess, when your right, your right.

Ever wonder what happens when certain food are eaten? Well, this medical site shows you exactly what happens.


With wedding standards like "Big Stinky Pussies", "Wrong Side of the Glory Hole", "Crusty Panties" and "Thick Cheesy Discharge", I can't believe these guys are not more popular then they are. Please help support the art of music.

What woman wouldn't want to wrap their sweet butterfly up in hot and sticky leather?

Need a date?

I find out that I am "the shit". It's been a long journey to get to that title, so please people, let me wallow in my own crapulence a while.

It's only a game, you crazy Asians.

Looking for some cool, yet disturbing imagery? Look no further then Guy Romano's Bizarre-Images.....(love that monstrous cursor.)

Think you know me? Google does for some reason. Pop your name is and see if they know you.

What do you get when you cross a person who has a twisted sence of humor and too much time on his hands. (Yes, this site, ha, ha.) No, you get these huge wastes of time.

Speaking of wasting a huge amount of time.... Like to vote on crap that don't matter to anyone? Well, get your ass over to bestandworst and start wasting time, you idiot.

Dear Penis,

From the files of "Who cares where they are now"....

Sick of webdesigners? Take out some frustration before you do something rash.

Here are some pictures you can download and email to all your friends and co-workers who think your so funny because you know how to attach a picture you found on a website to an email and email it to everyone you know.

You talkin to me? You talking to me? Well you must be talkin to me, cuz I'm the only one here. Pow. Faster then you.

Ok kids, fun's over. Back to your humdrum life. Until next time we meet, Sentirò l'odore del crotch dolce delle vostre mutandine delle sorelle ed inalerò profondamente.
I'm off to church to repent...