Wow....a whole new year. If your reading this, then it means you made it through last year alive. As did I. (Unfortunatly for you.) Back in your life. Like the flu you couldn't shake, the redheaded step child you can't abandon at the mall, the genital warts you got from that trap outside of SoHo that will always be there.... here I am.

I did hit the annual porn convention this year already. If you don't know what it is then here is a great site with tons of links with pictures for you to check out: FuberWebmasters. I also ran into my boy SicMade out there. He's got some of his own pictures up on his site to check out.

Although, when I returned home, I realized that I had grabbed someone else suitcase from the convention. Wasen't I suprised when I got home. Gotta love that convention.

Now, nothing left to look forward to, except SPRINGBREAK! Drinking, Half naked Girls, Drinking, Sun, Drinking, Sex, Drinking, The Beach and best of all, the Drinking. But where to go this year? Cancun, Acapulco, Mazatlan, Bahamas, Jamaica, Barbados, Panama City, South Beach, Daytona Beach, Key West,
South Padre? Hell, I'm not even allowed back to most of those places.
Although at thios rate, I am due to expire on June 7th, 2060. That's not too far away. Only anothey 56 years. I still got some livin to do!

I love the fans whoi feel the need to share. It's all about the sharing.

This Fucking Stupid Fucker wanted a link on my site. So did this Fucking Motherfucker

From the makers of the CamelToe.......Womens fashion now delivers to you, the " Whale Tail"! I'm not sure what I like to look at more. I think I might have to go Toe, on this one. They need more babes though.

Better late then never.

What are you some sort of Porn Freak?

Now I've seen it all. Do people not have anything better to do then surf stupid, meaningless sites on the internet all day? Judging by the fact that you are here, reading this statement, I'll take that as a big, fat NO.

Go and meet the Jester. The Jester?!?! Louis XVI's head would be rolling in it's grave if he saw this travasty.

Well, that's it for me. Unlike you, I have a real life to get back to. (If you call surfing porn, fucking around and getting paid for it, a real life.) Now, get back to your life and go on doing what you do best. Before you show up here.